Planning the Bender

The following is an actual conversation:

10:18:05 AM Hambone: that's what I'm thinkin' bro
10:18:07 AM Hambone: bender
10:18:10 AM Hambone: all fucked up
10:18:11 AM Klagon: big time
10:18:16 AM Hambone: get our asses beat for touchin'
10:18:20 AM Klagon: colossally fucked uup
10:18:26 AM Klagon: on speed
10:18:26 AM Hambone: hit a casino
10:18:32 AM Klagon: hit it hard
10:18:32 AM Hambone: get surly at the blackjack table
10:18:35 AM Klagon: fuck yea
10:18:35 AM Hambone: bounced again
10:18:43 AM Klagon: banned, hopefully
10:18:43 AM Hambone: freak out at circus circus
10:18:52 AM Hambone: get a soundproof room at the flamingo
10:18:55 AM Klagon: I would totally shroom in vegas
10:18:59 AM Hambone: whoa
10:19:11 AM Klagon: thats your job. get us weed and shrooms from the *#$%&*  at #*$7@$%
10:19:17 AM Hambone: i have to ponder that one
10:19:23 AM Klagon: whatever. I don't
10:19:28 AM Klagon: I want to see jesus
10:19:29 AM Hambone: if I hung around long enough I'm sure he'd show up
10:19:46 AM Klagon: of course he would. or a guy just like him
10:20:06 AM Klagon: or the dude at #$%*&@*  who said he could get us whatever we wanted
10:20:16 AM Hambone: hehe
10:20:18 AM Hambone: brb
10:20:18 AM Klagon: gotta go crap
10:20:20 AM Hambone: got work to do
10:20:26 AM Hambone: this conversation WILL continue