Movie Magic and the Wachowskis

The following is an actual conversation:

11:00:28 AM Klagon: Did you hear about the wachowski brothers and their new technological innovation for Speed Racer?
11:00:45 AM Hambone: super slo mo camera pans?
11:00:47 AM Hambone: wait
11:00:50 AM Hambone: that was the Matrix
11:01:02 AM Klagon: no, the all in focus thing
11:01:14 AM Hambone: i have not heard of this
11:01:15 AM Klagon: I think its sort of like the double camera rig in 300
11:01:36 AM Klagon: but they will have the background and foreground in focus at the same time
11:01:49 AM Hambone: ok
11:01:51 AM Klagon: not just to flip between the two for neat battle scenes
11:02:02 AM Hambone: why is that revolutionary?
11:02:07 AM Klagon: I'll try to find the place i read about it
11:02:11 AM Hambone: leave the camera wide and it stays in focus
11:02:28 AM Klagon: I suspect that I'm not quite doing the description justice, jack-tool
11:02:51 AM Hambone: no, the way you describe it sounds like a bunch of PR bullshit, dickmuncher
11:03:08 AM Klagon: No, there's more dickpants.. lemme find it
11:03:09 AM Hambone: so why don't you give it some teeth like you do the boys in the truckstop bathroom
11:03:18 AM Hambone: cocklover
11:03:34 AM Klagon: Like the Wachowskis aren't going to pull some cool shit that costs a lot of money?
11:03:48 AM Klagon: They might make crap movies but they know how to spend a buck to get it looking good
11:04:09 AM Hambone: but in the end, it's still a crap movie
11:04:22 AM Klagon: http://www.firstshowing.net/2007/08/26/the-wachowskis-speed-racer-using-revolutionary-full-focus-cameras/
11:04:22 AM Hambone: if my shit is pretty, are you going to spend two hours staring at it?
11:04:32 AM Klagon: is it all in focus?
11:04:38 AM Klagon: or slow motion?
11:04:41 AM Klagon: then maybe
11:04:42 AM Hambone: yeah except for the underwater parts
11:04:52 AM Hambone: they might be a little blurry
11:04:56 AM Klagon: does it have a cool black leather duster?
11:05:00 AM Hambone: my shit wears capes
11:05:00 AM Klagon: then definitely
11:05:06 AM Klagon: just read the fucking thing
11:05:11 AM Klagon: will ya
11:05:46 AM Hambone: susan sarandon broke this story?
11:05:50 AM Klagon: Yeah.
11:05:53 AM Klagon: How funny is that
11:06:15 AM Klagon: she was probably running from the iron bird
11:06:17 AM Hambone: I bet she really nails the details when her quote starts out, "They're using some high def thing"
11:06:42 AM Klagon: Hey, this world of cameras and horseless carriages scares and confuses her
11:06:51 AM Klagon: lighten up
11:06:55 AM Hambone: she's the frozen caveman slut
11:07:06 AM Klagon: Seen "Atlantic City"?
11:07:08 AM Klagon: great cans
11:07:14 AM Klagon: thirty years ago, anyway
11:07:24 AM Klagon: now they are nice paperweights
11:07:45 AM Hambone: paperweights?  they're kneepads is what they are
11:08:03 AM Klagon: Paperweights is funny too
11:08:06 AM Hambone: here's a good quote
11:08:08 AM Hambone: "The Wachowski's have said that they don't do movies unless they can achieve something great each time."
11:08:20 AM Klagon: yeeeaaaahhhh.. ummm
11:08:22 AM Klagon: no.
11:08:28 AM Hambone: they're living off of ONE good flick
11:08:42 AM Hambone: gimme a break
11:08:45 AM Klagon: What was the one they did before Matrix
11:08:45 AM Klagon: ?
11:08:48 AM Klagon: Juice?
11:08:51 AM Klagon: with tupac
11:08:55 AM Hambone: if you can't remember it, does it matter?
11:09:00 AM Klagon: No
11:09:16 AM Klagon: cant i just asss the question, dickadorer?
11:10:08 AM Klagon: Bound
11:10:14 AM Klagon: thanks imdb
11:10:18 AM Klagon: Lesbians
11:10:25 AM Klagon: why did they move away from that?
11:10:31 AM Klagon: hmm
11:10:51 AM Hambone: i was making my point that these guys are glorified hacks who followed up a perfectly great sci-fi movie like the Matrix with two pieces of shit that made the "play on words" into a philosophy that made no sense whatsoever
11:10:59 AM Hambone: should have stuck with the lesbians
11:11:06 AM Klagon: I'm not disagreeing at all.
11:11:11 AM Klagon: Matrix was great.
11:11:19 AM Klagon: But the others were total shite
11:11:24 AM Hambone: Oracle: "Do you want a piece of candy?"
11:11:24 AM Klagon: Dicks
11:11:30 AM Klagon: there is no candy
11:11:35 AM Hambone: Neo: "Why would you ask if you already know the answer?"
11:11:43 AM Hambone: Oracle: "Because you still have a choice."
11:11:57 AM Klagon: why are you quoting that shit to me?
11:11:58 AM Hambone: huh?!?!?
11:12:03 AM Hambone: because it's terrible
11:12:06 AM Hambone: and it upsets me
11:12:07 AM Klagon: oh.
11:12:09 AM Klagon: right
11:12:11 AM Klagon: that is funny
11:12:12 AM Hambone: he can't act to begin with
11:12:19 AM Hambone: then you feed him that shit
11:12:20 AM Klagon: they also wrote "Assassins"
11:12:29 AM Klagon: with Antonio Banderas and Stallone
11:12:32 AM Hambone: and it's bad for the general public to be exposed to
11:13:12 AM Hambone: what a piece of shit that was