Netiquette

The following is an actual conversation:

10:14:30 AM Klagon: yoyoyo
10:26:26 AM Hambone: yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy
10:26:28 AM Hambone: o
10:40:02 AM Klagon: YO
10:40:04 AM Klagon: YO
10:40:06 AM Klagon: YO
10:40:09 AM Klagon: yoyoyo
10:40:10 AM Klagon: YO
10:40:12 AM Klagon: YO
10:40:12 AM Klagon: YO
10:40:13 AM Klagon: yoyoyo
10:40:26 AM Hambone: you've somehow managed to be tribally groovy over chat
10:40:30 AM Hambone: well played, sir
10:40:37 AM Klagon: <bow>
10:40:43 AM Klagon: <curtsy>
10:40:46 AM Hambone: oh jesus
10:40:52 AM Hambone: don't get all gay on me now
10:40:56 AM Hambone: typing gestures
10:41:00 AM Klagon: I'm being gracious
10:41:08 AM Hambone: you're being a cocklover
10:41:23 AM Klagon: how else do I indicate
10:41:31 AM Klagon: you have some super manly system I don't know about
10:41:34 AM Klagon: ?
10:41:36 AM Klagon: no,
10:41:39 AM Klagon: you don't
10:41:44 AM Klagon: so don't hate
10:42:16 AM Hambone: you don't indicate
10:42:18 AM Hambone: this is a chat
10:42:23 AM Hambone: there is now bowing in chat
10:42:27 AM Klagon: no
10:42:27 AM Hambone: we're talking
10:42:33 AM Klagon: no we're not
10:42:36 AM Hambone: say thank you
10:42:36 AM Klagon: we're typing
10:42:40 AM Klagon: all bets are off
10:42:51 AM Hambone: instead of a "virtual" curtsy
10:42:51 AM Klagon: its a new medium
10:42:54 AM Klagon: there are no rules
10:42:56 AM Klagon: other than those I make
10:42:58 AM Hambone: and who says fucking curtsy anyway?
10:43:03 AM Klagon: I don'tknow
10:43:06 AM Hambone: that alone makes you a big cocklover
10:43:19 AM Hambone: cockloving cocklover
10:43:31 AM Klagon: curtsying cocklover
10:43:34 AM Klagon: get it right
10:43:47 AM Hambone: you curtsy for cock, you cockloving cocklover
10:43:52 AM Klagon: when I love a cock, its with all due social grace
10:44:17 AM Hambone: you really should be polite to cock, lest you make it angry
10:44:26 AM Klagon: No one wants angry cock
10:44:31 AM Klagon: that's how bad things happen
10:44:36 AM Hambone: a big, purple, angry cock
10:44:41 AM Klagon: ow
10:44:43 AM Hambone: horrific
10:44:48 AM Klagon: coming atcha
10:44:53 AM Klagon: with vengeance on its mind
10:45:10 AM Hambone: balls all clenched up, not hanging free and easy cause they're all tensed up by the angry cock
10:45:27 AM Klagon: Everyone's in battle formation
10:45:46 AM Klagon: Vengeance might be one of my top 5 favorite words
10:46:01 AM Hambone: Vengeance?
10:46:02 AM Klagon: It looks like exactly what it means
10:46:05 AM Klagon: Vengeance
10:46:14 AM Hambone: for it's meaning or it's presentation or both?
10:46:22 AM Klagon: all around
10:46:32 AM Klagon: withers to brisket, its a classic
10:46:47 AM Hambone: I find squirt to have the same effect
10:46:51 AM Klagon: Yeah
10:46:51 AM Hambone: the word squirt
10:46:55 AM Klagon: squirt is good
10:47:05 AM Hambone: such a nasty word when you really listen to it