Audiobooks

The following is an actual conversation:

10:32:54 AM Hambone: any interest in the audio book of Bob Dylan's "Chronicles" narrated by Sean Penn?
10:33:12 AM Klagon: Yes but no.
10:33:19 AM Hambone: explain
10:33:23 AM Klagon: I don't know if I can listen to Sean Penn for that long
10:33:46 AM Hambone: he ain't talking about politics
10:33:55 AM Hambone: he's talking about bob dylan
10:33:58 AM Klagon: I know.. but his voice can be annoying
10:34:03 AM Klagon: I guess sure.
10:35:30 AM Hambone: no
10:35:31 AM Hambone: fuck you
10:35:36 AM Hambone: i made an offer and you shit on it
10:35:36 AM Klagon: That's not nice
10:35:39 AM Klagon: Is it good?
10:35:42 AM Hambone: i dunno
10:35:56 AM Hambone: got three free audio books for doing a trial at audible.com <http://audible.com>
10:36:03 AM Klagon: Is the thing he's reading worth listening to?
10:36:04 AM Hambone: www.audible.com/xtrememac/ <http://www.audible.com/xtrememac/>
10:36:11 AM Klagon: Neat.
10:36:25 AM Hambone: its a bob dylan biography
10:36:33 AM Hambone: autobiography
10:36:39 AM Hambone: has to be SOMETHING worth while in there
10:36:47 AM Klagon: I'd like to hear Dylan read that.
10:36:54 AM Klagon: mmmnnnnnngggggnmmmmmhhhnnnfffnnnnggg
10:36:55 AM Hambone: talk about annyoing voices
10:36:58 AM Klagon: for two horus
10:36:59 AM Klagon: hours
10:37:07 AM Hambone: 5 hours
10:37:22 AM Klagon: 2 hours in, I'd drive a screwdriver into my ears
10:38:27 AM Klagon: You should get White Jazz, read by Jerry Orbach
10:38:43 AM Hambone: How Whitey Stole Jazz?
10:39:12 AM Klagon: No, the James Ellroy novel about gangsters and cops doing gangster shit
10:39:38 AM Hambone: i think I would rather read it
10:39:42 AM Klagon: Yeah you would
10:39:46 AM Klagon: Because its fucking amazing
10:40:19 AM Hambone: bring it to vegas
10:40:21 AM Klagon: But first you have to read American Tabloid and The Cold Six Thousand
10:40:25 AM Hambone: i'll read it on the plane
10:40:26 AM Klagon: I don'town it
10:40:30 AM Hambone: so fucking get it
10:40:30 AM Klagon: got it from the library
10:40:35 AM Hambone: i hate the library
10:40:36 AM Klagon: Fuck you fucker
10:40:37 AM Hambone: so dirty
10:40:48 AM Hambone: books handled by thousands of people
10:40:51 AM Hambone: very unsanitary
10:40:55 AM Klagon: You were gonna lick a drippy shitter this morning, now youre skittish about the library?
10:41:07 AM Klagon: Man up, shitlicker
10:41:13 AM Hambone: no I said I could almost taste Vegas
10:41:20 AM Hambone: i described the taste as the drippy shitter
10:41:24 AM Klagon: Which tastes like the Drippy Shitter
10:41:29 AM Hambone: but my lips never touched the shitter
10:41:41 AM Klagon: So essentially, you were a shitlicker, sense-memory wise
10:41:47 AM Hambone: yes
10:41:48 AM Hambone: exactly
10:41:49 AM Klagon: How else could youknow
10:41:54 AM Klagon: Shitlicker
10:42:01 AM Klagon: Just like I thought
10:42:01 AM Hambone: thats a whole nother story I'm not going to go into
10:42:18 AM Klagon: Please, for the love of John, do not.
10:42:33 AM Hambone: how did you know John was involved?