The Buildup to Vegas

The following is an actual conversation:

9:55:04 AM Klagon: yo
9:55:21 AM Hambone: what was the name of that really potent beer we were drinking?
9:55:32 AM Hambone: from that distributor by yu
9:55:32 AM Klagon: skullsplitter?
9:55:36 AM Klagon: double bag
9:55:40 AM Hambone: yeah yeah
9:55:45 AM Klagon: Long Trail Brewery
9:55:45 AM Hambone: sweet double bag
9:55:49 AM Klagon: Good shite
9:55:57 AM Klagon: a little rough after a couple ofthem
9:56:00 AM Hambone: cause you're hammered
9:56:04 AM Hambone: we were just talking about potent beers
9:56:10 AM Klagon: not because of that.
9:56:21 AM Klagon: gave me a little of the agita
9:56:29 AM Hambone: i see
9:56:31 AM Klagon: By the way Skullsplitter is a real beer
9:56:42 AM Hambone: i dont doubt it
9:56:56 AM Klagon: look it up, there's a bloodthirsty Vikinig on the label. Its pretty good, and even more potent than Double Bag
9:57:08 AM Hambone: yikes
9:58:41 AM Hambone: were you yoing me for a reason?
9:58:43 AM Hambone: or just a yo
9:58:57 AM Klagon: Just saw that you were there, so I yo'd
9:59:07 AM Hambone: word
9:59:09 AM Hambone: vegas
9:59:13 AM Hambone: i can taste it
9:59:26 AM Klagon: Ick.
9:59:35 AM Hambone: a little grimy
9:59:35 AM Klagon: There's one thing I dont' want to do in Vegas.
9:59:40 AM Klagon: And that is taste it
9:59:40 AM Hambone: but flavorful
9:59:45 AM Klagon: Kinda salty?
9:59:50 AM Hambone: not GOOD flavors, but....
9:59:51 AM Klagon: Tangy
10:00:00 AM Klagon: Sort of like broccoli rabe
10:00:01 AM Hambone: imagine what the drippy shitter would taste like and run from there
10:00:37 AM Klagon: Wouldn't the drippy shitter taste like feces?
10:00:48 AM Klagon: And precious little else?
10:00:49 AM Hambone: depends on what's drippin' I guess
10:01:11 AM Klagon: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
10:01:15 AM Hambone: hehe
10:01:24 AM Hambone: you need to toughen up a little
10:01:26 AM Klagon: Tastes like Vegas
10:01:47 AM Klagon: You're talking about tasting a malfunctioning butthole.
10:02:03 AM Klagon: I think that's cause for maybe getting queasy
10:02:16 AM Hambone: malfunctioning or a depository for outside fluids
10:02:19 AM Hambone: either/or
10:02:30 AM Hambone: this is all theoretical
10:02:31 AM Klagon: And no, we cannot name our restaurant The Malfunctioning Butthole
10:02:41 AM Hambone: there's nothing real being discussed here
10:02:43 AM Klagon: Even though its great
10:02:58 AM Hambone: that IS an interesting name
10:03:09 AM Hambone: i don;t know that anyone would eat at a place called that
10:03:14 AM Klagon: We should spell it "Mal-funk-shun" though
10:03:26 AM Hambone: doesn't fill the mind with confidence over the food to be ingested
10:03:30 AM Hambone: have to have a meeting
10:03:31 AM Hambone: brb