The Dangers of Pricelining Vegas

The following is an actual conversation:

11:20:27 AM Hambone: should we priceline this shit?
11:20:30 AM Hambone: now we know the dates
11:20:41 AM Hambone: should be just try and lowball the fuck out of some places?
11:21:13 AM Klagon: absofuckinglutely
11:31:06 AM Hambone: problem is I think you get locked in
11:31:18 AM Klagon: yeah
11:31:20 AM Hambone: can't necessarily pick where you're staying
11:31:24 AM Klagon: never done it before
11:31:25 AM Hambone: vicinity
11:31:30 AM Klagon: vicinity?
11:31:33 AM Klagon: fuck vicinity
11:31:45 AM Hambone: you can say strip
11:32:01 AM Klagon: and end up at dumpsville on the hudson
11:32:26 AM Hambone: you can pick a star rating
11:32:32 AM Hambone: i could put in south side of the strip
11:32:35 AM Hambone: 4 stars
11:32:38 AM Hambone: 100 a night
11:32:41 AM Hambone: and see what happens
11:32:47 AM Hambone: if it goes, we rent a caddy on sunday
11:32:51 AM Klagon: nice
11:32:56 AM Klagon: I like where your head's at
11:33:18 AM Klagon: we can always decline what priceline is offering, no?
11:33:24 AM Hambone: i hope so
11:33:28 AM Hambone: about to find out
11:33:31 AM Klagon: nice
11:33:43 AM Hambone: i can always quit my browser, right?
11:33:50 AM Hambone: we'll wind up bunking at the drippy shitter
11:34:13 AM Klagon: Not again/.
11:34:18 AM Klagon: :(
11:34:30 AM Klagon: :?(
11:34:37 AM Klagon: :>(
11:34:41 AM Hambone: please stop that
11:34:51 AM Hambone: emoticons are for drippy shitter patrons
11:34:56 AM Klagon: ;/
11:35:03 AM Klagon: **&& (
11:35:12 AM Klagon: %?:
11:35:25 AM Hambone: are you trying to depict a drippy shitter?
11:35:31 AM Hambone: O----------
11:35:41 AM Klagon: That's the emoticon for, "I priceline-d the Drippy Shitter and all I got was this emoticon."
11:35:57 AM Klagon: ;(
11:35:57 AM Hambone: ( )O( ) ---------
11:36:11 AM Klagon: ':^
11:36:23 AM Klagon: I'm trying to invent one for Ckckckckck
11:36:29 AM Hambone: ( )0( ) c======8
11:36:38 AM Hambone: activities at the drippy shitter
11:37:11 AM Hambone: 8==========3 ( )O( )
11:37:14 AM Hambone: brb
11:37:15 AM Hambone: staff meeting
11:37:48 AM Klagon: | ; ' ?